CALABRESE
"The
Traveling Vampire Show" (Spookshow; 2007) 
Reviewed by R. Scott Bolton
There's no mistaking this band's influences, even before you hear their music. With hairstyles reminiscent of the Misfits and with leather jackets and identical last names like the Ramones, Calabrese telegraph what you're going to hear even before the laser beam hits the disc. Add to that the band's horror rock theme and, if you're like me, there's no way you're going to hate this band. In fact, if you're like me, you'll be hooked almost instantly.
"The Traveling Vampire Show" is just what it advertises, not only in its sound but in its Rob Zombie-like artwork. It's horror punk in the vein of the Misfits with a little Ramones thrown in. It's twelve, fast-paced songs with titles like "Inside This Coffin," "Children of the Night " and (my favorite) "Saturday Night of the Living Dead." Seriously, if you buy this CD and you're expecting a collection of Gregorian chants, you need to seek psychiatric help.
With their inspirations worn plainly on their sleeves, the one thing Calabrese don't have a lot of is originality but their influences are strong enough and their own sound just barely different enough that "The Traveling Vampire Show" sounds like Calabrese more than it does the Misfits or the Ramones. Anyway, in a genre such as horror punk, too much originality can be a bad thing.
Fans of any horror punk band will find plenty to like about "The Traveling Vampire Show."
Calabrese: Jimmy Calabrese - bass, vocals, Theremin, tambourine, keyboards, spirit channeling; Davy Calabrese - drums, Ouija board, astral projection, clairvoyance; Bobby Calabrese - guitars, vocals, Tarot deck, automatic writing, necromancy.
For more information, check out www.calabreserock.com.
Rating Guide:
A classic. This record will kick your ass.
Killer. Not a classic but it will rock your world.
So-so. You've heard better.
Pretty bad. Might make a nice coaster.
Self explanatory. Just the sight of the cover makes you wanna hurl.
Copyright © 2007 by R. Scott Bolton. All rights
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Revised: 19 Nov 2008 01:31:55 -0600.
