"Can't Cum Within 100 Feet of Your Love" (Fivecore; 2007)

Reviewed by Snidermann

Lyiní Bitch and The Restraining Orders are not only a great rock'n'roll, they get the award for the most imaginative name around. The name this CD is "Canít Cum Within 100 Feet Of Your Love" and here is the tracklisting, just so you can a feel of this band:

1. Hello Bitches
2. Ice Cold Beer
3. Fuck Myself
4. Got A Shot
5. Brain, Mouth and Class
Best Selling Liars
7. Canít Take It With You To Your Grave
8. Goat On A Boat

This band is a fun party band and that is apparent in each and every song they do. Sometimes, bands take them selves way too seriously. Not these guys. They must be a hoot live.  

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Rating Guide:

A classic. This record will kick your ass.

Killer. Not a classic but it will rock your world.

So-so. You've heard better.

Pretty bad. Might make a nice coaster.

Self explanatory. Just the sight of the cover makes you wanna hurl.


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