"Professional Murder Music" (Geffen)

Reviewed by Snidermann


Professional Murder Music is chord driven rock'n'roll music that simply kicks ass. The composition is raw and slightly off kilter with dark and mysterious overtones that are most refreshing. The band paints a macabre picture of life that can rival anything Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie or even Stephen King can come up with - and let me tell you that is one distinguished crowd.  

This shit is hard and obscure and totally different from song to song but dark and heavy throughout. Add to that the topless blue girl in the CD insert and you've got a combination that's hard to beat.  A very talented band.

Professional Murder Music: Roman Marisak - vocals and guitar; Jeff Schartoff - Bass; Brian Narrah - guitar; Justin Bennett - drums. 

Rating Guide:

A classic. This record will kick your ass.

Killer. Not a classic but it will rock your world.

So-so. You've heard better.

Pretty bad. Might make a nice coaster.

Self explanatory. Just the sight of the cover makes you wanna hurl.

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