TOTALLY FUCKING GAY

"With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemas" (Hot Mann Records; 2005)

Reviewed by R. Scott Bolton

Totally Fucking Gay totally fucking sucks. The eight songs on this CD are nothing more than a ransack collection of boring digital samples combined with a guy doing a bad Pete Steele impression over them. The result sounds like a kid banging on a $19.95 Casio keyboard while he belches the vocals. 

I suppose the intention here might have been to be funny or satirical. With song titles like "Elton John is Hot" and "An Orgy with the Village People" you'd expect a little humor while songs like "Hetero Bashing" suggest a political edge. Wrong on both counts. Instead, "With Friends Like These ..." is just crude, obnoxious and insulting to everyone who listens—no matter what their sexual preference.

Totally Fucking Gay: Kneepad Nikki and P. Nizlicka (I'm not making this up).

For more information, check out https://tfgtheband.bandcamp.com/.

Rating Guide:

A classic. This record will kick your ass.

Killer. Not a classic but it will rock your world.

So-so. You've heard better.

Pretty bad. Might make a nice coaster.

Self explanatory. Just the sight of the cover makes you wanna hurl.

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