
WARP 11
"It's
Dead, Jim" (Reboot Music; 2007)![]()

Reviewed by Snidermann




Warp 11 deliver another high quality CD based in the "Star Trek" universe. This time around, the name of the CD is "It’s Dead, Jim." Now, every Trekkie worth their weight in latnum knows what that title refers to.
Warp 11 showcase their unique talent of making peppy, punkish music based solely on the Star Trek universe. It's not easy taking something as beloved as "Star Trek" and turning into decent rock'n'roll, but this band has a unique talent for doing just that.
As the title implies, "It's Dead, Jim" is often about the fact that ... at the moment ... there is no new "Star Trek" on television, not even an animated series (although a new "Trek" film by J.J. Abrahms is in the works). As with previous Warp 11 CDs, "It's Dead, Jim" may be tongue-in-cheek and delightfully irreverent but the band is for real. They deliver a strong musical experience with high quality aspects all around: production, musicianship and style.
The "explicit lyrics" label on the cover is for a good reason. With song titles like "Belt Buckle Tractor Beam," this CD is definitely aimed at older "Star Trek" fans.
With "It's Dead, Jim," Warp 11 continue to spoof "Star Trek" with undeniable musical talent, hysterically clever lyrics and a joyously respectful irreverence. There's no other band quite like them.
For more information, check out http://www.warp11.com.
"Boldly
Go Down on Me" (Reboot Music; 2005)![]()

Reviewed by R. Scott Bolton



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You don't have to be a Star Trek fan to enjoy the vibrant, edgy rock'n'roll of Warp 11's "Boldly Go Down on Me," but -- if you are -- it will certainly enhance the listening experience.
While perhaps not as completely successful as the band's previous release ("Red Alert," reviewed below), "Boldly Go ..." is a fourteen track collection of poppy rock songs that focus fully on the world of Gene Roddenberry's "Star Trek." Just a quick glance at the song titles will tell you that ... as well as tell you that the band's tongue is firmly planted in cheek. The CD's title is evidence enough, but add "Captain Caught Me on the Holodeck," "She Make It So" or "Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Klingons" and the album's theme is clearly obvious.
Most of the songs are hilariously-lyricked pop rockers, my favorite being "Set Your Phaser to Fuck." "A Song for People Who Never Watch Star Trek" comically attempts to explain the entire Trek phenomenon while "Rage Against the Federation" satirizes not only "Star Trek" but Rage Against the Machine" as well. The lyrics here are a little more "in-joke" than the previous CD, meaning that Trek fans will get some of the jokes that others may not. That probably won't lessen non-fans enjoyment of the CD, however, since -- even when they're not being funny -- Warp 11 knows how to rock extremely well.
Warp 11 is a novelty band, no question about it. But they're that rare novelty band that not only pushes the envelope of their particular genre, they crossover into just plain good rock'n'roll.
Warp
11: Captain Karl Miller - drums, bass; Chief Medical Officer Jeff Hewitt -
vocals, drums; Chief Engineer Brian Moore - vocals, guitars; Chief Science
Officer Kiki Stockhammer - vocals, keyboards.
For more information, check out http://www.warp11.com.
"Red
Alert" (Reboot Music; 2002)![]()
Reviewed by James DeRuvo



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When I first got wind of Warp 11, I thought - oh dear god,
Trekkies who think they can be "golden gods of rock."
But, in reality, it's just the opposite ... Warp 11 are golden gods of rock who think they can be
Trekkies!
And they're the real deal.
Warp 11 sounds like the band you'd get if you smashed together the raw energy of Green Day, the
fresh wit of Weezer and the classic tradition of AC/DC. Listeners will instantly pick up these influences
amongst the self-deprecating humor of the band's Trek-oriented lyrics.
From their first radio hit, "Everything I Do, I Do for William Shatner," to the hard-driving title cut
to the erotic "Seven of Mine" and (my personal favorite) "Old Country Doctor (The Ballad of Bones)," Warp 11 makes social commentary on the impacts of media franchises on our psyche while we bang our heads to the polished hardrock/punk
guitar licks.
Perhaps not surprisingly, the Gene Roddenberry faithful don't see the humor. Trek fans just take
the Trek franchise way too seriously. This came true to the band when they had a booth at a convention and only sold 17 CDs, but got a lion's share of dirty looks.
However, they also found kindred spirits in a bunch of Klingons who came by and serenaded them with Klingon drinking songs.
Band member Karl Miller says the Klingons rocked their world that day: "Trust us, you haven't lived until you've had a hummer from a chick dressed as a
Klingon!" The band is the first to admit that they formed Warp 11 to get the chicks. But what they didn't count on was how hot devoted Warp 11 groupies can look in classic short-skirted
Yeoman outfits!
Warp 11's music is crisp, tight and finely polished. The lyrics are satirically absurd, but that's half the fun.
Perhaps more importantly, Red Alert have provided an important service: As long
as they're on the bill, it's not quite so geeky to show up at a Star Trek
convention.
MAKE IT SO!
Warp
11: Karl Miller, Jeff Hewitt, and Brian Moore.
For more information, check out http://www.warp11.com.
Rating Guide:



A classic. This record will kick your ass.


Killer. Not a classic but it will rock your world.

So-so. You've heard better.
Pretty bad. Might make a nice coaster.
Self explanatory. Just the sight of the cover makes you wanna hurl.
Copyright © 2007 by R. Scott Bolton. All rights
reserved.
Revised: 04 Nov 2008 01:18:57 -0600.