WHALE
"All Disco Dance Must End In Broken Bones"
(Virgin; 1998)
Reviewed by Snidermann
Whale’s "All Disco Dance Must End in Broken Bones" is a collection of boring music with boring lyrics to match. These mostly minor key, slow tempo ballads have no substance and are basically hard on the ears. Whining is the order of the day and the music reminds me of Alanis Morrisette and I think Alanis is just a drag. One word: yuck.
Don't waste your time with this one, you're better off watching dirt turn into rocks than listen to this CD. I'm glad they're not all like this one.
Rating Guide:
A classic. This record will kick your ass.
Killer. Not a classic but it will rock your world.
So-so. You've heard better.
Pretty bad. Might make a nice coaster.
Self explanatory. Just the sight of the cover makes you wanna hurl.
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